TIL Dubya, Slick-Willie, and Donnie Moscow were all born in the same year.

Ew, but true.

Donnie Moscow right now.

I believe Tuco had something to say about this sort of thing in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Binders of women flock.

You mixed a bit of Romney into that.

They have “Russian asset go fuck yourself” money.

I’d rather not know what this guy’s version of “Aroooo” sounds like.

The good ones stop being Nazis once they get out of their information bubbles.

I didn’t read that far down.

Because I misremembered the phrase.

Rome is burning, and Ceasar is fiddling.

I’ve been wondering this since “God bless the United Shaishh!” and “COVFEFE”

Runaway Ted’s mistake is thinking Trump wants peace. Trump doesn’t want peace. HE WANTS PROBLEMS! ALWAYS!

Artist probably needed an extra label or two to make the structure look right.

I don’t think that’s what the headline meant.

Spoiler: No he wasn’t. He meant every word of that crap. He just thought others agreed with him.

But without alternating case, how else are we supposed to denote SaRcAsM aNd MoCkErY??

I know I’m just talking to a troll, but I’m still going to take this opportunity to remind everyone that LBJ pissed off the white supremacist voters by signing the Civil Rights Act, and then Nixon immediately courted those same voters for his Presidential campaign. When Democrats shooed out the clowns, Republicans decided to open up a circus.

if you don’t pass a driver’s test in the US, you might as well not exist

I don’t know how it is in other states, but here in Nebraska, you can get an ID card that’s pretty much the same as a DL for identification purposes. No need to fuss about with a driver’s test. Your ability to go anywhere is pretty much nonexistent, but that’s a completely different discussion.

Quick, somebody gather up a bunch of frogs and airdrop them over Mar A Lago.