Maybe when he went for his magical ear surgery they took him out and replaced him with a Russian double

An actual use. Yeah send help!

That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass

To be fair Elon was announced at the RNC aka the Break The Grindr party. Everyone was bummed that JD Vance had an Indian wife and he was barely a 6 (tho the talking heads kept shameless commenting how hott he was). All the pussy dried up and then Trumps crew started showing Musk off. He’s been a lovely item ever since. Guy is swept up in what little glamour there is for those swamp monsters. Now his tanks are tanking. The kardassians curse strikes again.

Ugh behead them all

I plan to throw trumps face on the ground

Trash. Meta practically catered to Russian interference. What a great business guy /s

I mean the crash did look almost intentional but as a president he shouldn’t be spreading fear but that’s his core base.