Hikuro-93

Oh boy… Penguins about to apply that nasty tariff on Tuxedos.

Says the one actually doing a whole nazi salute, buying presidency despite not being able to hold office due to nationality, carving up entire programs and departments in a very incompetent way, and attempting to shamelessly buy a seat in the supreme court.

And that’s not mentioning how I personally believe he may be doing all this due to his God-Iron-Man-Savior complex which makes him believe he’ll be remembered as a modern messiah. Notice how he’s revived his desire to put mankind on Mars, and by next year no less. He knows under current laws he’d at best help pave the way to Mars, but not live to enjoy it himself. “Maybe if I change the whole rulebook - in the end despite the suffering they’ll thank and revere me”, I bet.

Poor Elon. I bet he’s crying right now for being a misjudged angel, drying his tears in green paper.

"What do you mean I’m exaggerating by beating this trash >insert minority here<?

C’mon man, be civil towards your fellow brothers and sisters and stop overreacting"

*Some fascist nut, probably

It was pretty obvious by the way he peacock’d around the place, chest all high, smug face… Like he already owned Greenland and was expecting his subjects to bow down to his greatness.

What a small, pitiful excuse of a man. Only capable of talking tough from a distance (go say what you say IN Denmark, IN Ukraine, and so forth, big guy), and retreating at the slightest push back.

Trump at least was a know quantity. This guy is the guy who poses tough while hiding behind the boss and only comes out when he knows he’s safe. Worse than a bully, only a cowardly bully.

I’ll say it’s fun seeing her increasingly squirm while trying to justify and lie through the bigger and bigger scandals that keep happening.

Lie, gaslight, become personally offended at questions, threaten with censure when presented with facts. It evolves as it goes.

The more we carry on, barely 2 months after taking office, the more indefensible it becomes. And the more she has to twist her logic to defend her bosses. Truly amazing to watch, despite how bad it is.

I mean, this is on brand for them.

And I want to believe there’s some mega 4D chess move going on, involving deliberately leaking false plans to mess with the enemy. But then I remember these are self-righteous buffoons who believe themselves above the world and have the hubris to match it. 🤏🧠

Trump: Not here, we’re in public. Wait until we get in the Air Phallus 1.

Why not both? If you’re a true republican living the american dream you’ll have no issue owning both and risk bankrupting yourself for the overlords. 🤏🧠

*Ketamine-high Musk just finishing beating to death one of his online critics, with blood dripping from his baseball bat in front of the cameras

Trump: Eh, you gotta forgive Elon, the poor guy is going through a rough patch with all that illegal Tesla boycotting. That guy had it coming. Anyone would have done the same in Elon’s place, give him a break.

*A bystander proceeds to try and get Musk, gets tackled by security

Trump: You criminal monster, how dare you even look sideways at poor Elon! Death penalty and public execution!

"I will Make America Great Again. Because I’m DJ Trump and the best there is. Lots of people tell me how smart I am, how much of a genius businessman I am.

I will be the only President who is smart, because all my predecessors were dumb and didn’t know how to run a country, they just gave everything away and let everyone take us for a ride. Out of 47 presidencies only I know what I’m doing. Our forefathers who founded the same country my grandfather escaped to and that allowed my family to thrive didn’t know a thing. Only me.

And I’ll make everything great, and they will like it when they see it. Don’t hear the haters. And America will be greater than ever with Canada, Greenland and Panama under our control, and with Russia on our side while we try to destroy Europe, made to mess with us.

They’ll see how great I am, and revere me. One way, or another. 😠"

Trump, Soon-to-be Totalitarian President of the formerly most favored nation on the planet by its allies. The poor, poor most successful nation in history.

Probably, or something.

I also look forward to the possibility of an insurrection by the people, and the public violent executions amidst the unchecked chaos, probably right on the WH front lawn.

The world is already forgetting the WW2 horrors, as most people who lived through it are already deceased or near it. I guess it’s time for a refresher on old lessons of civility and equality.

Cheers, Mango Mussolini and co.

That’s the thing with ignorance. Everyone around is well aware, except for the ignoramus itself. And left unchecked it can quickly go from a nuisance to a real danger.

I mean, yeah. Any good dictatorship encourages people to tell on their ‘fellow’ neighbors. For either side.

If a MAGA tells on an anti-MAGA neighbor, they’ll go for the latter.

If an anti-MAGA reports a MAGA, the regime also appreciates the self-snitching by the former.

“And then they came for me, but there was no one left to speak up for me”.

I firmly believe some MAGA somewhere is out there right now expecting a loan approval to buy the most expensive Tesla out there, not knowing an unemployment letter is already being typed out.

One can hope for such poetic justice.

Sadly, yes. I mean, Trump knows he’s ‘close’ to his grave and needs to leave some kind of legacy - even if it’s the Hitler kind of one - his narcissistic self just wants to enter them history books as one of the big humans instead of ‘another rich guy’ as a footnote.

Pretty sure either Elon or Vance are already lined up for when the time comes. When Trump leaves the world, and when there’s no longer actual rules preventing them from taking over and ‘fixing’ under martial law what big bad orange wrecked. At least according to them, that is.

No matter how bad what they’re doing seems this is just the preparation stage. Things can become so, so much worse, and the more we let them consolidate power the tougher it’ll be to fight it later.

And some will defend them as hardworking people who worked day in and day out for their wealth.

I’m sorry, no intention to depreciate your effort or success, but if you are building a super-yatch and your employees still have to pee in bottles you are greedy scum who doesn’t deserve success. There’s more than enough success to distribute part of it into happy employees who like to work for you, while still leaving you nasty rich.

No one needs untold amounts of wealth, and frankly there should be a cap at “fuck you money” level. Once you can spend “fuck you money” you know damn well you don’t need any more, you just need to maintain yourself there.

‘He’s underwater on everything’ - except the one way that matters the most.

Did not see this one coming, for sure. /s

Bet the ultrarich tax breaks are marked with a bright red “Priority No. 1” though, right? 🥸

Nice. Symbolism on point. 👌

The Asshole-in-chief and his little bumhole.