I recently got stuck with a Tesla rental on a trip and discovered that while it doesn’t have handy stuff like Android Auto, it does have a customizable fart feature. I knew Musk was a jackass, but that (and now this) really drives it home.

Maybe I’ve gone off the deep end of cynicism at this point but the fact that the shitrag The Daily Mail is reporting it this way just makes me think manufacturing a stock drop is the whole plan.

Love that they spent the last election cycle screaming about how this is the end of democracy and life as we know it and now that it’s actually going down the response is… resolutions of inquiry.

1981, but better late than never