Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.

My heart goes out to these people. In order to help make them whole, I’ll be launching a new crypto currency. This one is going to the moon, so go ahead and buy now!

In other news, my store is having a 50% off sale on eggs! Everything must go!

So why do you want to control the treasury Mr Krabs? Money!

Cut off one head and two more shall appear. Hail hydra!

My dad always says “but then what motivation will they have to make money and innovate.” To which I respond, “they’ll still be millionaires and far richer than either of us will ever be.”