Yeah I thought I was going nuts here. The eggs seemed like one of the least wasteful parts of the whole celebration.

One has its natural length, one keeps things trimmed.

*lion

Good for that prosecutor that pursued this creep, even though it cost her her job.

I know Toyota is Japanese, but they have a Kentucky, USA factory where they manufacture Camry and Lexus ES 350 and 300h.

If other people are affected, no they’re not. They just need to be tough like me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to call in a favor for something that is affecting me.

“Oh no. I did his bidding. He was supposed to hurt other people, but not me. Now I hate that guy. Feel sorry for me.”

I like your accessories. Normally I don’t like mismatched socks, but it really works with this outfit.

Life’s too short to spend your leisure time doing stuff you don’t want to do. Go dinos!

It got weird after COVID. Of the stuff I sold, a lot of people would ask if I could deliver. Even for small items, and far more often than they would before the pandemic. Of the stuff I buy, people would ask if I wanted it delivered. I understood for large items like couches. It made no sense for stuff like DVDs. (Porch pick up or neutral location for me always.)

So I just offer it right out the gate now. If they’re “selling” something and it’s a scam, it filters them out. If I’m buying something, it lets them know I’m not going to ask them to jump through hoops.

Meanwhile, you ask a question or two about it (size, smoke free home, anything else not answered in the ad) or even say “When is a good time to look at/pick this up? Will pay cash.”

Crickets. Online classifieds are a lot more frustrating than they used to be.

Not sure if they already sold it (and still left the ad up) or if it is a scam and they don’t reply because my offer (see in person, handle pickup myself).

Finally, something achievable.

And those same folks, when an accident affects them, usually fall back on something like “it wasn’t my fault!”

Which is it? It’s not your fault, and these things should be regulated more. Or it is your fault, and regulations should dictate that you shouldn’t have these firearms any more, and perhaps shouldn’t have had them in the first place?

Wrong. I’m not brave in either scenario.

I don’t need anyone else!

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Why isn’t anyone helping me?!

You mean to tell me those women don’t just naturally have clear, moisturized skin and sparkly eyelids? What next, are you going to tell me that their clothes are carefully selected and not just the first thing that fits from the store? Pfft.

I also have no idea why they take so long to get ready. Women, amirite?

I’m disabled, so unfortunately I’ll be a burden. Sorry folks.

As a former 20-year-old, 20-year-olds are dickheads.

Hey, that’s one way to look at my career success and burnout!

I think that voids its warranty.