Ignotum

But no tie, how disrespectful!

Water pellets is a bunch of tiny bottles of water i assume?

Damn i haven’t watered my airfryer once since i got it, poor thing

Don’t call him that it’s disrespectful.

Disrespectful to his victims that is, he’s a “Couch Rapist”

Seemed like they looked right at me right before, but you never know

I had the same experience earlier this week, except they didn’t back up and instead started driving, forcing me to jump back to avoid being run over

Mmm, i love how they pop, it’s like those boba tea things

Would you rather.
a) get one trillion dollars.
b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.

The Cybertruck will hit the glass window of the dealership and fall apart since the glass is stronger than the glue

I’m sure that if America gives the statue of liberty back to France they can borrow a guillotine in return

Dont know about e-races, but play CoD with voice chat enabled and you’ll be sure to find e-racists

Back then it was smart nazis that were working on the project, this time it’s a dumb nazi leading the project

Can i play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
I couldn’t before!

But it would be better if it was just a teeny bit further away

Their feelings don’t care about your facts

OP doesn’t know the difference between communism and fascism

We could’ve gone and asked Jesus, but ICE has already locked him up

“can i get your number?”
3 days later
“No YOU’RE stupid!”

Your blood will replenish itself, but your privacy will be gone forever

I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack