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“After Massive Public Pressure, Georgia Cops Drop Charges Against 24-Year-Old Who Miscarried”

Sorry. Just needed to rewrite the headline for my own sanity.

Classic double switcheroo. In the end, it really was just a weather balloon that started all this.

So at this point is it safe to say there are no secret files about aliens?

Surely some drooler would have slip something out by now.

Given that both Elon Musk and I have a combined wealth of $330B, why does nobody care about my approval rating?

On a serious note, I always thought approval ratings were reserved for politicians. But I guess I don’t understand lots of things.

• Wear gloves
• Have a change of clothes
• Have alibis
• Spray cameras if you can

In the US I thought nuclear was one of the few bipartisan issues they can agree on.