This whole thing reminds me of when Trump wanted to drop corporate tax rates to 20%. Not due to some well thought out analysis… he just thought 20% was a nice round number.

This dude is a fucking moron.

Yeah he’s absolutely deranged. It’s worth just reading the emails rather than the article, since it shows how much of a nut job this guy really is.

Dude shit his pants. People were like “stop shitting your pants, you moron”. Dude wiped some of the shit out of his pants using his hand. Now his pants still smell like shit and he has shit all over his hands.

Fox News is like "great job not shitting your pants, Mr. President, you goddamn genius!”

How does that differ from death sentence?

It’s way more fun, for starters.

It really is just as simple as that.

Obligatory

Linda MacMahon is literally the Secretary of Education.

Neptune’s kiss… always unexpected. Never longed for.

That’s exactly what happened with this lady.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/35574874

🤡🤡🤡

This dude is convinced Trump has a grand plan and is a master negotiator.

Le Pen is reportedly accused of wrongfully diverting $5 million in funds earmarked for the European Parliament to staffers of her nationalist, xenophobic party, the National Rally, over a 12-year period.

I hate soft worded journalism. She isn’t reportedly accused of shit. She was found guilty.

I was thinking the exact same thing. If you pay a bunch of people to have a political opinion, it must be natural to think that everyone who has a political opinion is being paid.

Honestly not the best alibi, seeing that it’s completely plausible to go out and commit arson in the time it takes between late game Civ turns.

This has me dying - nice job!

Lol just ran it again and got:

The truth is that the ship is not covered with a shipwreck, and the ship is not covered with a shipwreck.

This is so weird, I’ve used Google translate on this image several times and keep getting different results for what the ticker says. I’ve gotten:

• It’s time to go on a long-term cruise.
• The truth is that the ship is not under the influence of the wind, and the ship is not under the influence of the wind.
• The last thing I want to do is to go to the bathroom.
• And the noise is not that loud, it …

I also got something about the bottom of the ocean being a layer of sand on top of another layer of sand, but didn’t get a chance to copy it

Wtf is going on here?

Yeah, this would make the story exponentially worse. It’d be like if you got caught cheating on your wife and went "whoa calm down! I didn’t know that woman, she just showed up to my Friday night gang bang unannounced!”

MAGA is like a real-time massive Dunning Kruger demonstration playing out in real time. These people don’t even have a basic understanding of what a government actually does. They just assume “it can’t be that hard, let’s just fire everyone and figure it out later.”

Definitely some of The Narcissist’s Prayer going on:

That didn’t happen. (Hegseth lead with this yesterday calling the journalist a liar)

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. (Trump was here last night saying it was a small glitch)

And if it was, that’s not a big deal. (Now they’re saying “whoopsie” about adding the journalist but not addressing the use of Signal at all)

And if it is, that’s not my fault. (stay tuned)

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.