Don’t forget about suffering from more illnesses too

I’m seeing elsewhere in the thread that it’s the potato fruit that’s toxic; the taters themselves remain delicious (once grown)

Plans to see what happened with the progress of time. I definitely had no plans involving any particular expectations

I hate that I’m right

I didn’t look, but it’s Russia, isn’t it?

Lmao

Thank you! I am taking the advice of this thread and will ensure that it lives a happy and healthy long life.

It wasn’t so much that I didn’t expect it to grow, as I had zero expectations, and so my expectations were surpassed :)

Well, it’s not that I didn’t expect it to grow so much as I had zero expectations

Interesting, thank you!

I mean, I barely planted it. I just tossed it into some dirt and here we are. I had no Step 2

Omg are kittens an option? :D

I saw a picture of a potato Eldrich horror (posted elsewhere in this thread) and figured I should give the potato a home

Ah, appreciate that

So if I bury it in deeper dirt, should be good to go?

LOL this pic was my inspiration

That’s not entirely accurate- the threats were present before this occurred, he just ramped up the threats afterwards.

A hog in general, or a specific and locally famous hog?

Not really. Nerds are nerds, regardless of sexual orientation.

You can blame Peter Thiel for that one

We need laws so that politicians who lie can face repercussions