Because he’s dead!

Only real ones get #384747

Now shut up and get back to work

cm0002, my guy, you ok? Good but very nihilistic memes today

Waiter, this whataboutism is cold

Star Trek: Wef Wef does sound odd. I think they made the right decision.

It’s also specifically a reference to the song of the same name: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Out,_Ye_Black_and_Tans

Fun fact: it only reached #29 in Ireland but got to #1 in Scotland as part of a long held rivalry between the two countries over which one hates the English more.

Worst transvestigation lineup yet

This is an assault on the fine and hard working staff at EITEMONLONS

comfusod urge bongo

If you think this is bad, how about the fact that Americans only have one math!

The time has come to stop the greedy hoarding of maths by Europeans. Let’s open up our hearts and donate another math or two to these poor unfortunate souls.

They’ve already blocked it in 17 states.

All blocking it nationally will do is increase VPN subscriptions.

On second thoughts, fuck yeah let’s do it.

Are the Ukrainian IPs in the room with us right now?

In a way

I think it’s fair to say that ketamine may be affecting his faculties, but this is dipping it’s toe into “the drugs make him do it!” sanewashing.

Drugs don’t make people assholes. They were assholes before they took the drugs, and the drugs emphasise what an asshole they are.

Oompa Loompas telling Willy Wonka to give the kids fruit.

Translation as another form of sane-washing. What a time to be alive.

She promised not to invade Greenland.

But haven’t we all? /s

It’s free after 3pm

Don’t look up? Got it. I think.

Wait.