I’m sensing insincerity in this statement.

My girlfriend and me*

Interesting read. Thank you.

You forgot the 🌎

Solid meme

Dope.

While we cannot go back, what we can do is go forwards.

Bro, bet.

Oh shit. You never go full Skibidi Ohio.

Having a for-profit prison system was a bad choice.

Who could have seen it coming ?

i.e. Fetterman.

My barking at people is protected under the first amendment.

YOU’RE wonderful ♡

If your guillotine blade isn’t sharp, at least make sure it’s heavy.

“Fascism”

He’d better not come in my yard or I’ll put him there.

Your username is great.

I doubt it. Any modern shoe looks ridiculous enough.

These just go so hard.