I want lots of things that aren’t gonna happen.

Do you want to fight the Secret Service?

And denial of due process.

I was at the one in Seattle. The turnout estimate from the organizers was 25,000 people.

“The economy is bad, actually” is a wild take.

“Liberation Day” (🤮) was the “Mission Accomplished” moment for the shit whistle’s second term.

The guy who surrounds himself with gold and gold plating isn’t eating MacDonald’s because he’s cheap. MacDonald’s in general isn’t the most popular food brand in the world because it’s the cheapest. It’s popular because a shitload of people like the food, and Trump is one of them.

I doubt he can even count past ten, because that’s when he runs out of fingers.

Vance doesn’t have his own personal cult. That alone makes him preferable to Trump.

If we compare the United States to the Empire in Star Wars, we’re somewhere past the end of Revenge of the Sith. Palpatine has declared himself the Emperor under the guise of needing to protect the Republic from an existential threat. He has already announced his intentions, taken personal control of key institutions, and started to strip power away from any institution or individual that he thinks can seriously oppose him.

He hasn’t yet given up the facade of democratic legitimacy. He doesn’t do that for 19 years in Star Wars. Hitler never abolished the Reichstag in 12 years of dictatorial rule. Russia still has a parliament and a nominally independent legal system 25 years after Putin first rose to power. The Roman Senate continued to exist for hundreds of years after Rome became a dictatorship, and even outlived the existence of the empire as a unified entity, and the Byzantine Senate (the legislative body of the Eastern Roman Empire) lasted until the 14th century.

They’d cease to exist.

*Central American prison.

Reddit bad!

Now where are my upvotes?

The worst cops aren’t always where you’d expect. Cops in Seattle and Austin are atrocious, for example, but Dallas, despite generally being much more conservative, has a much more professional police force in my experience.

It’s adorable that you think Canadians would be allowed to vote. I’m not even sure Americans will be allowed to vote much longer.

Exactly

Untreated, not undiagnosed.

Or both!

No it’s not. Have you been smoking crack?

You know who never rioted? Luigi. I think we should all follow his lead.