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What do you mean? The sky is obviously red and yellow.

ML stands for Marxist Leninism, so that’s a clue

Should we bet on which excuse they will use for reintroducing smallpox?

”See? If vaccines were so effective, how come smallpox is still around?”

”It helps build the natural immune system”

”We must close the borders so no one gets in - or out!”

”Hunter Biden’s laptop!!!”

To their defense, that’s what they also heard when they complained about the woke mind virus, immigrants eating pets and schools turning children trans.

Well, it would’ve been a good defense if any of those things were real.

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”It didn’t happen. I haven’t heard of it. It wasn’t that bad. It wasn’t their fault. In any case, here’s my pardon.”

The best way to reduce the climate impact of transport is with public transport. Elon Musk has always been anti public transport. The reason why he started hyperloop and boring company was to take away funding that otherwise would go to public transport.

I’m pretty sure NATO is primarily a defensive alliance, so US will likely be on their own if they decide to attack Canada.

Many vaccines, including the Covid vaccines, are based on aborted fetal tissue, apparently to try to increase public acceptance of abortion.

I’m not sure if this is Poe’s law in effect or if people are actually this stupid. I’m afraid it’s the latter.

Already exists: https://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page

They will somehow blame Obama for it

”Mistakes”

Orange

bankrupted a casino

That’s false. He bankrupted multiple casinos.

It’s Obama’s fault. He shouldn’t have had that Dijon mustard

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That’s what the congress is for. The problem is that the president can easily bypass it with executive orders.

He could say that the sky is green and the grass is blue, and they would believe him.

What I said over 2 years ago was that Ukraine should seek peace or suffer severe loss of life for no gains.

Yeah, let’s blame the victim. Fucking idiot

Go anti woke, go broke