Other countries have smallpox. America has bigpox. The biggest. Everyone says so.

tl;dr: Is this meant to normalize higher egg prices?

Fun fact: Every month something else falls off these things, or they find out a spring shower disables the electrical system, or…

Doc doesn’t have to get it to 88mph to travel Back to the Dealership

Actually, that would be funny as hell - have the ICC issue an arrest warrant for Trump same as Netanyahu! Wouldn’t do much but it’s great optics. Can’t go to certain countries because he’s a Level 34 Felon, can’t go to the others because jail.

Waste of their time. Wasn’t it Trump who got the Supreme Court to declare that anything a sitting president does is pretty much legal?

It’s the concept of a Constitution, not an actual one.

During this administration I think the SaA is using nutmeg - less potent.

Actually, if nobody steps up and busts his ass for this, the crisis is over. So is the Constitution.

Sergeant at Arms, I think you’re up.

Witkoff left Moscow without securing a ceasefire agreement.

But he was dusting off his knees and wiping his chin, so the meeting was productive.

Red dress Bachelorette #5’s tongue promises everything, and her eyes promise he will not escape it.

Article is misleading - he said, “No one important.”

“With Sleepy Joe Biden, nobody had cardboard, it was so hard to get, terrible economy, everybody said so, even the Democrats. Now you look around this great nation of ours, under my plan, everybody has cardboard. Everybody. Look at any sidewalk, every person has a big piece of cardboard they can write on. Everybody is willing to work, it says so on the cardboard that everybody can get now.”

I’m very sorry to hear this. In the past, the thing that a poor leader could do to remain in power was to start a war. Then the leader could spout all the “don’t change horses midstream” rhetoric to remain in power rather than being replaced. The only thing that will stave off war would be his incredible narcissism and refusal to believe “fake” polls. Once he’s convinced, however… who’s the lucky recipient of an invasion?

DOGE should really get cracking - these people are going to win so much money from suing the government.

The last time we Americans did anything more than whine about our government, and actually did something about it - I’m talking about the Revolutionary War - it took years of things getting worse (with the help of groups like the Sons of Liberty) before the population was ready to act, and even then there were huge portions of the continent, like New York, where everybody loved the British.

Until the die-hard MAGA people start doubting their savior, don’t expect anything to get better. In the meantime, start thinking about what we can change in our system, when the day comes, to prevent turds like this from floating to the top in the future.

(Photo edited to make Putins hands look smaller, in solidarity with Krasnov)

Donate the thing to a car smashing fundraiser, where all the proceeds to go to something Musk killed - USAID, kids lunch programs… there’s a list to choose from.

Edit: Hold the fundraiser in sight of a Tesla dealership, or somewhere near the Whitehouse.

Court? The same court that has been telling him, “You can’t do that, undo it” on so many issues, which he’s ignored? That court? Into the ovens with them, then!

Or we could call it… (cue pinky to corner of mouth) … “MINI-MEasles”