Elon. C’mon…give us a little salute. You know you want to.

“Robin Hood and Little Don were walking through the forest laughing back and forth at what the other one had to say.”

M.U.S.K. (Make United States Kneel). How one South African tried to topple the american superpower.

I agree. It rarely is ever just one thing. I do put the nazi salute at the top of the list though.

It’s the nazi salute, elon. It was the nazi salute all along.

Man, once they’ve got a lair the compost is really gonna hit the Cuisinart!

The rides of March.

Wall street is also fed up with rich insiders gaming the system so badly that it is close to collapse. We need something better than this ancient relic of a “stock market” system.

Was it a letter, or are they just testing a hypothesis?

Just a couple of business men doing business.

I hope his phone call after the announcement isn’t…“Hey Vlad! Vlad! I invaded something!”

This just in “One South African Man Topples American Superpower”, film at eleven.

“Hmmm…I think it’s worth seventyhundrillion…yeah that sounds right…seventyhundrillion”.

BE Well, we already know he purchased a presidency so no surprise here.

Democrats…“Why I oughta…If I only…boy oh boy are you ever…sigh”.

Fuck bitcoin. Let’s bring back the beanie-baby as a monetary standard.

The old “fire them all and then rehire them and add them to the job creation numbers” gambit.

“My batteries keep dying for some reason, so I just buy new apple phones all the time!”

A criminal who lies and is greedily destroying his nations economy while demanding fealty and respect. That percentage should be lower and it makes me wonder whether the tinkering they are doing with their schools is finally working.

I recently left reddit for lemmy. More so because of the 51st state bullshit and calling our Prime Minister a governor, rather than the tariff’s and buy Canadian. Most of what I posted on reddit had no value and I hope to continue that honourable tradition here.