The only acceptable French response:

She truly is the pigeon strutting around shitting on the chess board 🤮

Shit man how did you get rabies?

Weeell turns out that hole in mother nature I was fucking, contained a family of foxes that didn’t really appreciate the presence of my pickle

Yeah that’s another thought I had…a line that isn’t documented like all the other white house lines

Do you really think the White House does not currently have a fiber connection?

The most likely scenario: this is all just a show.

They’ll install a bunch of antennas and of course pay Dear Leader’s favorite little drug addict indecent amounts of money, but in the background nothing will change and they’ll use the existing, sane infrastructure.

I mean it’s a great product. For anyone living in a place where Fiber, 5G, or even a classic ADSL connection isn’t available. If you use it in a well developed area that would offer you any of the above, you’re a moron

One thing I’ve been worried about with this egg shortage: aren’t they still a major factor in the production of common vaccines?

Like, doesn’t the US hold a strategic reserve of millions of eggs to be able to ramp up vaccine production when needed? Is that system still safe?

Oh yes, please do “improve”… With the Starlink priority plans you’ll have amazing speeds such as 40-220 Mbps down/8-25 Mbps up 😂😂

They’re gonna shit their pants with excitement when they experience these speeds^^

The Grand Old Pedos strike again

Damn I sunk sooo much time into SimCity 2000, when I was like 10 years old and hadn’t the faintest clue what the fuck was going on.

When the city inevitably went to shit, I just called in the UFOs 😅

Hmm…didn’t have “republican threatens to tax the rich” on my card for 2025 🤔

Just saw that JP Morgan lowered the price target for Tesla to 120$ 😂😂

🥲

✨ Dear Leader the most stable of geniuses ✨

The invisible bitch slap of the market strikes again! 🧐

And now he’s trying to blame it on Ukraine 😂😂 Fuck that douchebag.

I would actually gladly donate my personal resources to a botnet if it would promise to fuck with Elon.

We need something like SETI@Home / Folding@Home but for X destroying botnets!

I mean it’s his cousin…he probably had to punch J.D. at some point in their lives to protect his sister from that weirdo^^

He knows what’s coming for him…

It’s either that or we need to infiltrate these agencies and cause a bunch of Snowden-style leaks. I fear FOIA requests will be a very blunt sword with this administration