“Mission accomplished”

Thanks for raising awareness or whatever

No, it’s like that irl too. I’m in a dance community and women are routinely all hooking up with the same handful of guys, and then being shocked that they’re not the only one booking up with that guy. It was like that in yoga when I was in yoga too

Yeah, those people are terrible. I’m glad us people aren’t like that. Those people are scum. They’re not like us. We’re good people, which I know because we believe in the correct things and have the right opinions

Options include: wheels, seats, and paint

While yes, the stock market going down is the opposite of “corporations winning”

Tell you what, let’s have a contest: we each mail 100 letters, me from USPS and you from FedEx, and we track which ones arrive first

To be fair, it’s kind of weird that there’s a black medal of honor in addition to the regular one.

Good point: a lot of theft stems from people reading tax returns and robbing the rich. That’s why high-income neighborhoods also have the highest crime 🙄

Faye, Ronald, or Youth?