I remember lying about my age and signing actual ink and paper petitions opposing that when I was barely into my teens. Felt then and honestly still feels now that a lot of this country just jumped squarely up its own ass after 9/11 and simply never came back out again.

Look dude, if one ever does admit as such to me in person i will put on my best customer service smile, lie through my goddamn teeth, and pretend they’re not, at best, a fucking dumbass because yeah, any port in a storm and all that. As far as right now though? Let people vent. It’s highly unlikely the dipshit in the article is reading this thread and I ain’t kissing phantom ass.

What’s the difference between an A10 and an F47?

One’s named after an ugly, foul-smelling pig and the other is a Warthog.

Here’s hoping buddy goes and gets himself Ramsay Bolton’d

Personally hoping he just drops dead, but that a week or two beforehand, he and Loveseat have some public falling out about…something, honestly the specifics don’t matter. Hell, it could even be something that never actually happened and is just the dementia taking hold. Point is, if he rages against Vance on Truth or wherever and then keels over, every qanon dumbfuck in creation is going to collectively cream their pants over that shiny new conspiracy, and while we will technically be stuck with President Loveseat, that would nerf the fuck out of him.

Honestly kind of sounds like this is an “I swear, doc, I sat on it” type situation and they’re blaming some role-play escapade gone wrong on the dog

I see he still has his tactical toddler deployed

He strikes me as more of the Cocomelon type.

There’s a muralist, Mike Alewitz, who survived the shooting. There WAS an NPR interview with him that went over it in depth but unfortunately (and rather concerningly to be honest) it seems to have been removed.

Dammit! We were so close to a tiny woodland creature pride parade. The gay frogs are gonna be SO disappointed.

He spent eight days in the hospital, where doctors removed his spleen and performed reconstructive surgery on his shoulder. He suffered a lung contusion, a hemothorax, and damage to his ribs, scapula, spine, and clavicle, medical records show.

That is an “emergency surgery and massive quantities of pain meds” list of injuries. Honestly wondering if they purposely chose to discuss forms of support while the poor bastard was still higher than upside down bird pussy.

A good predictor of when they’ll walk something back is if whatever it is is stupid/evil enough to also screw over the very wealthy. Measles well and truly coming back would fit the bill.

If it came out that he’s just straight up lashing out at peanut farmers because he’s still salty at Jimmy Carter, I genuinely would not even be surprised.

For those unfamiliar:

Personally I quite like the flavor of tomato but have a texture thing with fresh ones. It’s honestly kind of annoying; they look good, smell good, and I like them in sauces and things like that, but if I try to eat one as is it straight up makes me gag.

In that vein, Democratic strategist Lynda Tran said “in the age of Trump, it’s more important than ever that we respect and adhere to long-standing traditions” to not debate with the current leader of the country.

Hey Lynda, do us a favor right quick and go jump up your own ass.

Maybe one of those OceanGate guys who didn’t turn into a fine pink mist can hook him up with a MadCatz controller