ASL was extremely useful. We only had usernames, no profile pictures or anything else. ASL is what you asked if you were chatting on quakenet or another server. Most of the time you knew the regulars on your channel. Often mods would ask your ASL and if it turned out later you were lying then you’d get kicked or muted.

If you’re hot and willing to pay, I’ll marry you.

Look at Germany, education is the answer.

edit: I was wrong, I don’t know the answer also I learned America is not a democracy.

Nah, we need to bring in the big guns for this one. Stickers with slogans.

If it is true that man was made in God’s image then we are ungodly creatures in the eyes of devout Christian dolphins

Mark my words, the moment dolphins become christian they’ll start a crusade and I don’t want to be around for that

Solving for X is easy. X is always DMX, because X is gonna give it to you. Though I will agree solving for X has become a lot harder since DMX passed away.

Lets wait and see if he sticks the hose up his ass when he buys gas.

That’s when a couple of bros split off into a new room but you can still hear them banging through the wall.

Ethereum is a petroleum based lube used in gay porn. When multiple dudes double dock during an orgy, that’s called a block chain. The ethereum on their foreskins creates an immutable ledger.

And that’s exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.

The American Revolution inspired the French Revolution, hopefully the French Revolution can inspire an American Revolution.

Kala namak and processed egg whites from a bottle. We’re heading towards a dystopian future

Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they’ll all be sorry.

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