You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin’ loser beams attached to their heads!

Or possibly a cat. Or a dog. Or one of the many other animals that really care about pissing spots.

There once was a woman named Piggot
Who voted for a dumbass bigot
Then she lost her job
Along with poor Bob
And she thought she really would dig it.

I’m sure many would like to drive a tesla into the Capitol, except they wouldn’t want to suffer the indignation of being seen driving one.

I hope I’m wrong, but my money is on most of them deciding early that there shouldn’t be any punishments handed out. Susan Collins will swerve a bit with her answer to appear as a holdout, until she ends up towing the party line again, stating that they’ve “learned their lesson”.

It’s going to be a lot of “concerned” comments from both the senate and the house, but nobody is willing to put their votes where their mouth is.

Early turd gets the sperm

Generally true, but I’ve had to enter my car via the trunk more than once due to the doors freezing shut.

I never understood the fascination with dick picks… but OK, here’s my contribution.

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What is the political-lean equivalent of integer overflow?

I see no reason to doubt your claim. Slava Ukraini! yak spravy, i yakyy tviy ulyublenyy dynozavr?

(On a related note, are there any translation services that are as good as that of Google?)

In the name of science with a dash of self hatred, I had a look at 4chan earlier today. It seems even those morons blame trump for the market downturn.

Especially considering the Anheiser Busch (or however it’s spelled) boycot over someone else’s gender identity.

The ones yelling “Snowflake!!11” for a decade turned out to be crybabies. Who woulda thunk.

At least he has daddy vladdys attention

Or saved money buy not buying food.

Guyliner Couchthrob is to Guybrush Threepwood what Wario is to Mario

My only “problem” with the weird-comments were that they were overused. While it is certainly true, and Waltz had every reason to call it out, supporters often kept repeating it in the context of “look how triggered Republicans are by this”. After a while it gave me the same vibe as people shoehorning “let’s go brandon” into every situation.

The curtains were woke, and some collateral damage is to be expected.