“The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plan”

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

listen you don’t go in the velociraptor business if you can’t outrun a velociraptor

well i couldn’t do it with my samsung phone cos it won’t turn on or charge, so i tried it with an lg k8 (2017) and wouldn’t you know it lg only allows (allowed? is lg still around?) some for some of their phones to be unlocked. i hate device manufacturers

nvm it’s not even charging now :'3

i’ll try it thanks!

the day i don’t :3 is the day i’m dead