Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.

Is that john Oliver trying to find more rat erotica?

So should we take bets on how long until they invade the Koreas again?

Or MIC will just arrange for another president that won’t cut their funding. Either is a net positive.

Daddy why does that old man stink so bad. Don’t worry it’s time for his diaper to be changed

I thought the one child was trying to block the smell coming from the diaper of the other child.

He gets Botox injections in his throat to help with his vocal cords. If only there were other ways that purposely getting injected with dead or weakened virus could help people.