“Hey, you know that policy that benefits working-class Americans and has virtually no drawbacks except to like five people? WELL IT’S IMPEDING OUR FREEDOM SO LET’S GET RID OF IT!”

/s (I wish)

Aneurism presidenting

Are you sure it’s not because the cybertruck is awful? Because I think it might be partly because the cybertruck is awful.

You know that game show where people have to guess whether something is cake?

Satire is the new cake, and it’s more difficult to tell the difference.

32% is a weird number. It’s a relief that it’s not higher, but still sad that over 50,000 Americans want to do a genocide. Not just supporting another country, but actively doing it ourselves.

DEMOCRATS used HARSH REBUKE

It's not very effective...

No, every person on that chat (other than the editor from the Atlantic) should lose their clearance and be fired. They were all using an unapproved, off-record system for discussing matters of national security. They are all responsible.

And customers are created by average people having disposable income. Want jobs created? Tax the rich and spread that to the working class. EZPZ.

“I mean, it’s just a woman. If I don’t get this one back in a while, I’ll just look for another one. No biggie.” –that guy, probably

I don’t think it’s a bad thing, and I wouldn’t call it a “rite of passage.”

It seems like our culture has historically put a lot of emphasis on relationships. For example, one of my older friends (Gen X) used to be treated like he was broken or pitiful because he was single into his thirties. There has been a cultural shift toward the acceptability of singleness, which is much healthier in my opinion.

And on an anecdotal level, I think people are smart to wait until they’re older. I made a lot of regrettable mistakes in my younger relationships that I would not have made had I waited a bit. Not saying that nobody should have relationships when they’re young, but no one should be pressured into it.

“Free” market

Can I add an addendum to this?

In the event of a third impeachment, the Supreme Court must choose its surliest member to hold a press conference wherein they squat down and yell, “yerrrrr OUT!” like a disgruntled umpire.

Random Canadian dude says U.S. threatening Canada’s sovereignty 'worse than pulling alcohol off shelves"

Makes sense, the president usually isn’t part of specific sub-departments. But what’s the orange guy’s job?

Submitted as well

We’ve tried nothing and we’re out of ideas!

✅ Small
✅ Dark
✅ Collect trinkets
✅ Form lifelong bonds
✅ Scream at strangers

TIL I am a crow

They’re the same picture

It’s spelled “oligarchy,” ABC News.