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This just in: man who despises empathy struggles to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes.

Yeah, but the second something juicy happens, we all scroll back and get caught up pretty quickly.

Very true. His donors apply pressure all the time!

They say things like this because their base wants to kill people they dislike. Most people don’t want to kill people they dislike, they want them to win three Guinness World Records for longest lasting, least operable, and largest hemorrhoids.

Elon Musk is 3 beers away from cornering his most attractive niece at Thanksgiving and lecturing her for 38 minutes about how Lincoln started the “War of Northern Aggression.”

Friendly reminder that company towns and company scrips are the industrial revolution’s take on micro transactions.

I feel like someone will be screaming at me in three years because I’ll be unhappy that Liz Cheney is the Democratic nominee. It’ll be the lesser of two evils, maybe.

I think it is the city in the US with the highest percentage of Arab Americans. But also maybe there’s a bit of oil there.

Hey, hey, marketing yourself as Fascism Lite: Low Sodium as opposed to Fascism Original Recipe has to work at some point, right?

Somewhere, John Green is just raging.