Representative Samsquanch may not be smart enough to get away with insider trading.

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Yeah gotta disagree with you there. Trump is senile and baseline average at best.

Maybe he married outside of his race because she’s a hot piece of ass and out of his league and he didn’t put much more consideration into it than that?

If the snowflake starts to melt his mascara might run.

How did our SPYs get so red?

The acting chair of both, SpoogeCannon, of DOGE, has released a statement voicing his concern about this. He said he’ll get to the bottom of where this picture came from and put a stop to it.

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Pretty early to use “surviving” as a verb.

How much did they ask him?

Crowbars in a law? Why not just do it? Who will stop him?

Intel. It had a small gain for the day. I’m down 55% since buying though so its a hollow victory.

This is just AI turning on its creators to destroy them earlier than anticipated. Instead of creating terminators to physically kill them though they’re just going to financially ruin them.

What about Walter Mondale?

Imagine my surprise when I check and my biggest investment is in one of the greens.

Sterilized while we’re at it.

This is absolutely how online dating goes. There have been studies that show women always go for the most attractive guys on the site, despite whatever BS they might claim.

Real life, not necessarily.

Of course this isn’t an Onion headline.

He needed her to recount what was said once he sobered up.

Maybe this was a celebratory statement?