Me with 24 :o

So if time travel gets invented, someone should travel back to 2016 to prevent the child from getting into the enclosure and everything will be good.

I buy products I don’t need on sale to save money

Don’t you romance dudes as a female character?

Buy baby oil.

Not made of babies.

Can’t use this outside of the USA

She looks like Emma Roberts

In my time we used ^^ and -.-

That dude is slow, I don’t know shit about plumbing or chemistry, and it only took me 5 seconds.

I just thought they forgot the original dude on the ceiling and this is him now.

Not long until those articles are written about the USA.

Loved the book as a child

This is 100% me

I wonder if this is a mistake only native speakers do, because I (as non native speaker) don’t understand why anyone would mistake “of” for “have”.

using chrome in the first place

So is this the start of the revolution we are waiting for since we got into the stage of late capitalism? Can we finally burn those executives which leech from 99% like parasites?

Me sneaking into the sleeping room to not wake up my wife who has already been sleeping for 3 hours.

vs

My wife yelling “get out of the bed, it’s already 9am!” in the morning.

Just use 24h like an adult, bro.