I’m gonna agree and raise you: I think fungi took over the world before dinosaurs did. Think about it, the vast networks of mycorrhizae that allow for forests to exist is all fungus, some of the first standing organic structures on the planet were fungus, and when everything dies it gets consumed by fungus. Hell, there are radioactive fungi near Chernobyl that how found a way to consume the radiation as food. Fungi are wild.

Leave them on at home specifically engaged in some idle game, like Cookie Clicker et al. so it looks like you were engaging with it.

You want Vance? That’s how you get Vance.

You’re talking about Teddy Roosevelt. I know you meant a modern example, but that was very much Teddy Roosevelt.

I think I just had a dissociative flashback.

We are fortunate then, that the upcoming generation of conservatives cannot read.

Hail Satan then, I’m a recovering alcoholic and millennial and I like drinking something that feels like a punishment.

Big year for Tuberculosis

You haven’t heard? AI is going to automatically deny all those claims, problem solved.

Not to be annoying but it is in fact your business