Would have been a lot more memorable if he just repeated “these are not normal times” for 25 hours straight. 😂

Couch Fucker: Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe!

Reporter: Safe from who?

Couch Fucker: From us of course!

The thing that pisses me off the most about all of this is Edolph Muskler is giving ketamine a bad name with his ridiculous behavior.

Seth Meyers’ jokes at Trump’s expense during the 2011 White House Correspondents dinner have been identified by those close to Trump as the moment he decided to seriously run for President.

Seth Meyers made this problem, it’s up to him to fix it. Bonus points if he gets Trump to quit using only jokes.

It’s like they think of they can say whatever they want often enough and enough people will hear it, then suddenly it’s a real fact.

It worked for Trump. Twice!

This! If Trump leaves office in anything but shame and universal disapprobation, a new Trump with a different name but the same tactics will emerge. Americans need to learn the lesson for this madness to end.

This is the “fuck around” portion. I fear for ordinary Americans when the “find out” part comes.

Commodore64 gang represent!

It is the 41st Millennium.

For more than a hundred centuries Donald Trump, the Emperor of America, has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Washington. He is the master of the US by the will of the nutjobs and master of a million tariffs by the might of his moronic followers. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Generative AI. He is the MAGA Lord of the vast Imperium of America for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, everything is still Joe Biden’s fault.

🎵Journalist caught me on Signal (It wasn’t me)

He saw me schemin’ on Yemen (It wasn’t me)

Even list of ordinance (It wasn’t me)

He even caught me on a screenshot (It wasn’t me)

He saw the bombs dropping on Sanaa (It wasn’t me)

Heard the words the CIA told me (It wasn’t me)

Late night host laughter getting louder (It wasn’t me)

Shouldn’t have drunk that vodka!🎶

At least remove the batteries first, they’re useful.

Mundus sine caesaribus is what’s going down.

I don’t have a witty reply, but these kinds of threads were the best part of reddit. So glad to have shitposters like you all here on Lemmy.

Rape Against the Machine

Currently in Australia eggs range from US$3.40 for a dozen cage eggs, to US$5.50 for a dozen free range organic.

I think the Harris-Walz campaign was just a touch too genocide-y rather than “safe”

Is it all about the time when Zelenski didn’t help him produce dirt on Hunter Biden?

Yep!

And the scariest part is they broadcast it all live and commented that it would make “great television”. These are hateful people that have absolutely no shame. They’re proud they bullied, threatened, yelled at, and lied to an ally in service of a traditional enemy.

I have 4 kids between 16 and 6. I buy 6x 3L bottles of milk at a time and it barely lasts a week.