Get 'em while they’re hot!

Republican state governments. Trump and Musk hold up the chainsaw, and Republicans walk into it with a smile on their face.

Musk has a point, though. The Cybertruck is extremely fragile, so pointing at it with your finger poses a significant risk and could even set it on fire.

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Same vibe as that flat-earther in Behind the curve who ran this laser experiment that ended up proving the curvature of the earth and, upon seeing the evidence, went like “Huh, how about that, guess we gotta analyze the data some more to see what’s going on.”

It was really the whiskey’s fault when you think about it.

50 minutes late due to a door malfunction.

Everything is uneventful if you just let it pass by without trying to understand it.

The people who resigned originally worked for the US Digital Service, which was established in 2014 by Obama.

Relevant bit from the article, because some of y’all apparently comment before reading:

The staffers who resigned were all originally employees of the United States Digital Service, a technology unit established during President Obama’s second term in 2014. The unit was renamed and reorganized in January via executive order by Trump into the Musk-headed DOGE.

Especially this part, which he apparently intended as a “joke”:

(…) if American democracy can survive 10 years of Greta Thunberg scolding, you guys can survive a few months of Elon Musk

Thunberg is an activist from Sweden who owns a social media account. Musk is a billionaire from Apartheid South Africa who owns a social media company and actively interferes in German elections.

Needless to say, the joke didn’t land.

“The firings will continue until morale improves.”

The word for this is “misanthropy.” In my opinion, it’s not a useful viewpoint to take even if you find yourself disenchanted with humanity’s current performance.

“Alright, listen up folks. We’ve finally managed to wall off the area against creepers, and we finally got the old generator working. However, electricity will still be restricted until further notice, because Jerry needs the full output to recharge his Cybertruck™ to avoid battery damage.”

Little known fact, but the “M” in "Ken "M is for “meme”.