That’s suicide, which is illegal! Bake 'em away, toys!

Life begins at fingerprints, of course.

Yeah, it’s pretty tiresome. “This is a distraction!!!” No, literally everything he does is a horrible mess and he just keeps doing more.

Per the article:

Schumer has filed paperwork to run for reelection.

Remember Dianne Feinstein. These mummies want to stay in power long, long after they should step down.

Also in 2025, 2026, and 2027.

Ah, but remember that Trump also won against the one with no penis, less melanin

Yes, and he would have won by more if she had more melanin.

True, the penis carries more weight than the skin color, but when you combine no penis and more melanin, it’s a bigger handicap than just the sum of its parts.

Also, he’s white underneath that orange makeup.

There needs to be a Wii-U era again.

I agree, they need to be humbled, but I have no idea whether they will or not. While the economy is working against them, a LOT of people liked the Switch, and this is a more powerful one rather than a hard-to-understand mess like the Wii U. Genuinely curious to see how the Switch 2 does. My best guess is “modest success.”

Legality is irrelevant, only what will be enforced. This will not be.

People who find him useful.

Lucifer: I’m not in the business of murdering innocent children. That’s God’s jurisdiction.

- The Devil’s Carnival

I even had a Virtual Boy! Although I bought it for like $25 after it had already failed.

I guess we’ll see just how much of Nintendo’s market is made up of fans with lots of expendable income vs. parents buying stuff for their kids.

I forgot what it was like to actually be able to see Twitter responses.

This kinda feels like Sony’s PS3 announcement, but Nintendo can get away with more than Sony could then.

Comic Chat was awesome. I miss it. Along with chatrooms in general.

Why not use plastic eggs instead? Can even put stuff better than egg inside them.