Cal’s own

The story is that Paris was taken in 6 hours, and that’s often used to mock the French for not resisting much. The truth is that Paris wasn’t damaged in the way London or Berlin were in WW2. Seems like a decent tradeoff in the end.

Contronyms are words that hold two opposite meanings

Vermin Supreme shouldn’t fight gravity.

Gotta fight something

Canada wouldn’t hit the ground first, since the guy would be falling in an arc, while the US would be falling straight down.

I would have loved to see that fight happen. Both are human garbage, but Zuckerberg is apparently a high level BJJ competitor. I think it would have been pretty one-sided.

The plane landed right side up and then flipped over.

We should have a law that planes aren’t allowed to flip over.

I guess he couldn’t find a feeling to borrow.

Wow, someone should tell Trump he’s not allowed to do that!

Not just based on it. It’s literally an edited version of that same image. I appreciate that they made the hands smaller.

Some of us are already in depression territory.

He needs a Shawinigan handshake, not a head shake.

He made himself a sandwich and then gave it to you