“We’d love to comply, but the funding cuts from your administration have regrettably forced us to shut down the security systems needed to perform such identification. Turns out weatherproof cameras and 100 TB+ storage arrays for footage aren’t cheap.”

If I ever go to DC, I’m buying a tomato to hurl at either of those bozos.

Sure, there’s a non-zero chance of being shot at, and a bigger chance of being flat-out arrested, but the news coverage will be legendary.

My primary and backup yubikeys: “Am I a joke to you?”

I think he’s still salty over the ElonJet account that still posts the publicly available ADS-B flight plans for his plane on Bluesky and Mastodon.

Repeat after me: DOGE is not an official government agency. The senate has not voted on approving its creation.
Until such time, DOGE is nothing more than a domestic hacking group fraudulently impersonating federal authorities.

Okay, I can play this game.
Opens control panel and uninstalls onedrive
Opens Appdata and Program Files folders and removes leftover onedrive bits
Opens Regedit and wipes out any remnants from there

Wonderful. All set up now.

Coors?! Nah fam, we drinking the imported good stuff, with umlauts and duplicate vowels in the name.

> Has DEI
> Broke discrimination laws

The cognitive dissonance is strong here.

No can do, stinky Musky boy. First amendment explicitly protects criticism of government agencies and employees. Which is exactly what you’re claiming DOGE is.

So basically you can be arrested over a mandatory high school education requirement. Fucking great.