What an absolute fucking champ-

While acknowledging his share of responsibility for the loss, Walz is returning to the national spotlight and didn’t rule out a 2028 presidential run, saying, “I’m not saying no.”

Both of those things are such music to my ears (although ofc we should all know that it was Harris’s brother-in-law Uber exec lawyer who muzzled Walz and deserves that blame that Walz is selflessly taking on here).

Sadly I’m not even sure the US will exist by 2028.

Dicking dicks.

I’m just a simple country hyper-chicken but… That makes it sound like you are investing in that evil. Please say you are shorting that shit.

Get this on trump’s desk.

“Sir, we have reports that ILLEGAL MEXICANS have grafitti’d the ENTIRE INTERNET.”

I’m just so impatiently awaiting what many predict about an inevitable self-absorbed falling out between nazi 1 and nazi 2.

Think of it like this:

“This r**ard thinks the government uses PAPER [SQL]” - Elon Musk

It is literally that standard and common and obviously in use in the government.

(SQL is just a computer language for dealing with data and databases)

Yep! https://youtu.be/4tcl5JOzDrQ

Ah yes, no doubt you are referring to the fact that on this day in 2024, Princess Birgitta of Sweden died? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_4

Just about peak meme-ification tight there 👏

You know, it’s crazy. The moment I learned that fucking Hitler was once Time’s Person of the Year, I think I’d be once and for all OK with year upon year passing where I was not that year’s Person.

And, I would like to add, what in the goddamn fuck