Big balls

As someone who usually hates shallow, easy, nihilistic answers…

Hah! With this Justice Department?

But you guys don’t understand! Sports!!!

As I remember/understand it, it’s a civil law, not a criminal one. One that doesn’t really care about standing (who has skin in the game to file a lawsuit). So here’s the neat part: damn near anyone can sue over it!

It could even be done as an official act!

Just go with that one.

(I mean honestly, how do you give yourself a sunburn with a spray tan?)

Many would be upset that the great Elon didn’t get what he wants to save Social Security. 🙄

They do realize he’s only a few years away from a heart attack or stroke anyway?

My daughter qualified for social security due to her low birth weight. The maximum weight for that is 2 pounds, 10 ounces (1.2kg). She was born at less than half that. Does that mean we’d have to bring her over while she was in NICU for 4 months and on a ventilator? For $30/month of benefits?

Fuck clickbait headlines like this.

Strip malls with O’Reilly Auto parts, Chick fil A, and some insurance agent… All next to Walmart, is culture. Just not very inspiring.

Relative to how old Trump is, it’s pretty close

they said, ‘Can you imagine? I’m [you’re] not going to be president [for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics]. And that’s too bad.’ And what happened is, they rigged the election [in 2020], and I became president [again in 2024]

Absolutely referring to 2020 here. No doubt whatsoever.

(To be clear, claims of 2020 fraud are bullshit… But so are claims of 2024 fraud)

It’s not that I’m surprised, but mainly saying that this isn’t the feel-good story of bipartisanship taking down a bad idea that the headline leads you to think. There’s still a significant (if not majority) in favor of this

I am glad they failed, but Jesus Christ. There were still 27 elected officials, about a quarter of that legislative body, who thought children should be separated from their parents because they’re transgender. What the fuck?

Colorado here. Offspring spawned a few years ago. We had a social security number before Mom was discharged. Offspring was born super early, and her low birth weight entitled her to receive social security benefits while in NICU. While that amount was super low, it also made her qualify automatically for Medicaid, which was awesome because they paid her deductible from my work’s insurance.

They also submitted information for the birth certificate to what used to be tri-county health department (which has since been split up) but we had to go to their office to pick it up.

Let me tell you all how surprised I am.

Ok, I’m done.

A job? As in, any job at all? Sooooo, what do we do with these people with no bootstraps to pull?

He wants to get rid of the Department of Education anyway, so what is there to lose?

A cynic might. Someone who actually thinks things through might not.