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Don’t catch me slippin tho

Hey guys, have you heard this new punk band? They got this weird lead singer called Johnny Silverhand…

Please don’t compare that cum stained dishrag with the likes of PBS, BBC and NRK.

I can nazi why not.

I’m sorry, folks. I’m trying a variation on the old adage. I’m terribly sorry.

Not for that cop, though, he deserves to rot.

Smack Pelosi out of her seat. Let AOC take over.

Spend more time worrying about your crashing economy lol

In the same sense that “he’s not a nazi”… because he’s a fucking nazi!

The ambiguity is the smoking gun.

The State: “Hold up, that’s MY job!”

Because, see - uh Elon, he likes to sort of surf on the livelihood of others. It’s like a fun little game for him, where he fires and has to rehire, which forms a pique of the wave so he can feel a little tickle in his belly and go weee. He’s such a scamp.

Actually, no. He’s horrible. Who gave him a mandate again? Oh right.

Yes, it’s called demoralization.

Yes, please - accelerate. Accelerate the building of guillotines.

Afrikaans Himler pipes up. News at '11.

Hey, yeah, in fact, I identify as The Gulf of America and I’ve trademarked it. I’m going to sue your entire country in the ground, mister.

I’m guessing they’re doing it because A) they keep playing “the nice guy”, B) they want a precedent for their next possible administration, or C) all of the above.

No, can’t be. At that time I saw him singlehandedly organizing the “Save The Puppies” program, where he would stand on top of a bridge and as some psycho drove by with a sack full of puppies to throw over he would dive bare chested into the cold, cold water and swim the puppies back to shore stacked on top of his head.

What about the CEO? I heard he broke his neck trying to suck his own cock.

DEI is the reason I have a pimple on my face. It’s the reason why it’s only a slightly nice day. It’s because of DEI that that I have an itch in a hard fo reach place on my back. It’s because of DEI I didn’t properly time that roll in Dark Souls. It’s because of DEI my wife is allergic to polen.

And so on, and ao forth. What’s your X reason to blame DEI?

Faceless people complain about leopards. News at '11.

No. Send in Schumer again. Surely it’ll work this time.