Tanis Nikana

I’m learning new stuff every day.

I was wrong and I found out today that they don’t eat people, but they do kill people. Still though, best not to go to places like that.

I apologize for being incredibly offensive, and won’t do any dirty deletes.

They prolly have better things to eat than longpig actually.

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This is the Bad Place!

He looks so dumb, I bet he can’t even spell “coffee.”

But I can’t afford a Tesla! I must continue my de facto Tesla boycott because I am a filthy poor.

Having a janky wang doesn’t make Musk uncool in and of itself, lots of janky wang-havers are cool.

His insecurity about it, publicly, deprives him of any coolosity he ever could have had.

He is a man without potential or love.

Most of the people involved in that cyberattack are wearing thigh high socks and cat ear headphones, and they’re much cooler than Musk would ever be.

Moooom, can we get “jailed for far-right plot to overthrow government?”

No, we have “jailed for far right plot to overthrow government” at home.

At home: “far-right plot to overthrow government”

Every way except tie length!

when Mr. Musk extended his arm diagonally upward, palm facing down while speaking at an inauguration event for Mr. Trump, a gesture that resembled a salute used in Nazi Germany and fascist Italy.

That’s a lot of words for “did a nazi salute,” NYT. I’m thinking there’s a newspaper needs scalpin’.

No, she was with me all day.

There’s lots of embarrassing things. There’s lots of really bad embarrassing things.

I hear the French had a most fabulous invention that could help with these sorts of problems.

I didn’t even consider the actual impact of the asteroid. It just feels like with all the everything happening, humanity is very tired.

But good on you for doing your research and making me seem like a big bad lady who wants to have a meteor-powered holocaust.

Aw. Could have had something good going.

Cliff Bentz is an untreated cancerous lesion on my state.

Enrique Tarrio can go jump up his own butt.

You can tell he just jizzed as he did that.

What a goddamn fucked up waste of skin he is.

The slap chop has to be at most, 2.5m in diameter. That’s not really that big. I’m just saying, building a slap chop of that size is pretty simple. Could even get hydraulics so you don’t have to have ten buff guys at the top pushing the slapper down.

I’m not sure what I would use that big of a slap chop on though. Maybe a really big salad, or a giant egg?

♪But then he’ll come back!♩

So we should banish him to another island.