The only one I’d consider touching is the one on the right, ironically.

No Costco anywhere near me ☹️

$8 here in the supermarket, but 2 dozen for $5 at the farm across the street from my SO’s parents

That orange guy is nowhere near fat enough to be the real thing

+1 qbittorrent

Jackett. You can add as many trackers as you want and search them all, all at once within qb. Dope.

Edit: you can add torrents.csv in Jackett.

Pulsedmedia has some decently priced offerings. I’ve used them a few times here and there. Pretty solid. You can probably find something to your liking in the neighborhood of 9 to 10 bucks a month.