themadcodger

In sane times, yes. But US Marshals are a part of the Dept of Justice, which answers to the Executive. So I’ll let you guess how that would play out if they were ordered to arrest Trump or anyone else in his circle.

That still feels like too much thought/reasoning for him. I could see some other idiot connecting those dots and convincing Trump it was his idea. Or just Putin trying to crash the economy.

I know, right? There are some people that just are mentally broken in some irreparable way, but that’s a small percentage. The rest, it’s just so hard to imagine what led them here. And it’s sad that it’s come to this.

Yeah, that was my first thought that he really hadn’t because unless he micro-microdosed or just said he did to be “cool”, which is on brand for him, there’s no way he did hallucinogins and still came out the other side like that.

I vote with them, because there’s no other choice, but if Democrats were given a magic lamp with three wishes, they’d negotiate it down to one and then wish for something they thought the republicans would like.

Yup, Sargent at Arms of both the House and Senate, as well as the United States Capitol Police.

That’s not quite right. US Marshals are literally an agency of the Dept of Justice and part of the executive. The judicial branch is the only one of the three without any law enforcement.

That said, in normal times Marshals are tasked with protecting the judicial, and being the judicial law enforcement, but that comes from the executive.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Marshals_Service

edit: typo

It’s literally chatgpt, or one of the other AIs. They’re all spitting out the same nonsense.

And yet they’re all convinced that red states are the ones that keep the blue states afloat.

But it worked so well in the 90s! Any year now it’s bound to pay off!

DNC: “No.”

If 2020 Portland was any indication, you’re not going to get answers even if they are “legitimate”.

Can you, uh, remind everyone why that is? I obviously know, but for all those people that need to hear it again?

This really is the worst timeline. We should be best friends and have that border that was barely guarded through the 90s. 😞

USian here.

We barely know. I think she’s literally a puppy murderer.

I walked into Canada without any ID. Boarder guards asked “You American?” I answered yup and they waved me through.

Wasn’t he going to cage fight Zuck at one point?

Have you tried voting harder? /s

Not sure if it’s geo-restricted, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qYM6bKl57A

clutches pearls but what will the moderates think?!