A Beautiful Depression, folks

“Q-factor? More like phew factor.”

You knew this was coming, dummies. And do you really think Trump is going to abide by anyone else’s rules at this point? Today you’re reaping what you’ve sown.

Bold of you to assume they don’t ghost us before it gets this far

I told you man!

Wait, TikTok users had more than 4 seconds of engagement with a 25-hour speech that wasn’t set to “oh no no no” (slowed + reverb NITECORE REMIX)

“It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?“

As I believe the band Semisonic once said about ouroboros diarrhea, “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”

That’s giving a little too much credit to the Dems and not enough credit to a guy who genuinely doesn’t care if there’s consequences (so far, none), setting the bar.

“That’s just silly, why would I vote when my husband votes!” Blah blah blah, something in the Bible, toxic tradwife bullshit etc

“No, no, I was talking about remodeling to add a little space to my lebensraum— I mean, living room.”

“I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”

Swapping this bullshit over here for that bullshit over there so fast it’s a dead kid three-card monte

But he said so himself! He even twirled where his mustache would be if he could grow one!

While they’re at it, the BofA $12/mo fee for having under $300 in your checking account at all times and $8/mo on your savings account should double until you learn your lesson for being so poor it gives Congress “the ick.”

That’s a Motor Coach, thank you

Guess they don’t remember accutane. That’s a fun list of side effects right there.

I have a feeling it’ll come roaring back under RFK jr.

Put out the nice doormat.