As an American living in Europe, I can see things from the outside looking in. And this article is spot on.

It’s time to start your exit strategies, if you’re in the US. Get your passports, go to the consulates and apply for your visas, buy your tickets, leave. Apply for asylum if you have to.

the randomization is the hard part though.

lock them up!

No, the liability insurance would still be valid, but the insurance wouldn’t pay out in the event of vandalism

I think there’s kits you can buy, but they can get pretty pricy. Though if you’re restoring a classic car, that’s already a pricy endeavor

The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic

Hold my beer and hand me some ammo

Tbf, I do want to see him dead.

Get rid of it sooner rather than later, friend. It’ll only depreciate more. That or body swap it with something more innocuous like a camry

Aw man, it’s Chris Hansen

The Hague Hilton isn’t where Duterte belongs, but it’s better than nothing.

Why would you do that to your own wife?

Covfefe

I feel like the pizza itself should be arranged the other way around, with the hottest on the outside and the mildest toward the center, so that the more you eat the more pain you experience. Nobody eats a pizza crust first.

However, that would ruin the Inferno reference.

Grateful dad sounds like a pretty good band name for a bunch of middle aged men who play 60s and 70s covers

Fool

Actually they’d probably do a lot better than the chickens in the industrial farms.

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Excuse we, what?

In theory. In practice, it seems that certain people are, in fact, above the law.