good old Whore of Babylon fucking the world, as was foretold:

“The merchants of the earth will weep and mourn over her because no one buys their cargoes anymore… The fruit you longed for is gone from you; all your luxury and splendor have vanished, never to be recovered.” (Revelation 18:11-14)

i’m not religious, but they forced me to learn about it growing up so now it’s fun to chuck it back their way when i get a chance.

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can you imagine what it must be like to do mainstream satire in 2025? fucking grim. if you want to be an optometrist, just remember that most of the best laughs come from some of the worst places. i just hope y’all can see that.

but most importantly: white

i’m here trying to determine if this is satire like a calculator trying to divide by zero

fuck you, internet.

so you’re happy in your format, and i’m happy in mine. i don’t owe you an “opinion at the bottom”.

nah, they’re just bringing back the roaring 20s!

i don’t know why, but i picture you saying that with a cigar in your mouth as you say it. and you’ve got a watch with a fob.

he wants to join the commonwealth. let me say that again: the president of the united states of america wants to re-join the commonwealth. and he wants to kick canada out of FVEY. mark my words, though, it’ll only get more stupid.

“paging mike judge… paging mike judge…”

i’m so happy you’re here. i also understand that my previous sentence may be interpreted as sarcasm, so i ensure you that it isn’t. you just made a point that i think is very beautiful.

isn’t it weird how the “fuck what my dad said” god isn’t vibing with the “fuck what my dad said” crowd?

not yet. soon, buy not quite yet.

here’s the thing. one might say something like, “well get one and move!” just like they’d say to a tesla owner, “if you don’t want your car defaced, then just get rid of it!”

i’m not defending tesla. nothing burns brighter than an T. as in “time to leave”.

but you can’t just up and swap countries or cars every four years, right? there’s a word for that, but half the country refuses to hear it… it’s unsustainable.

none of what i just wrote is directed at you personally. i personally have a spare bedroom in Canada that you’re welcome to inhabit (barring obvious vets).

it might he hard for all you lazy Poles up there in the north, but we have it down pat back here in the balmy south,

it’s SO weird to be someone who grew up in America and has now spent about 25 years back home. i cannot understate the powerful effect of the mindset of “being an American”.

posterity. (edited to add:) people learn and grow. i think it’s probably best to show that to others. i hope you’re not as offended by this edit.

I’m not even religious, but I still know about the Whore of Babylon.

i skipped over the part where he deliberately drove onto the sidewalk. you’re right