Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.

• Seats smell very faintly of pee
• On an unrelated note, the dashcam says “made in the USSR” for some reason
• It’s not a bomber, technically, but it does bomb a lot
• but don’t use that mode deliberately, because the ballistic system gets very confused sometimes and targets golf courses instead
• …I can’t think of any more lame jokes, I’ve not had my morning covfefe

The law defines “non-human” behavior “any type of behavior… [not typically] displayed by a member of the homo sapiens species,”

“My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Florida forever.”

Okay, guess I’m technically not boycotting Tesla. I just straight up can’t afford a car, not in this economy. Nor do I care, because there’s a bus stop just down the street. Not that I’m intimidated by Trump because I’m not American and he can’t prosecute this shit even domestically.

There’s this website that listed bunch of stuff about Kim Dotcom and his ventures. (the list barely scratches the surface. But the important thing is that people thought he was hack decades ago.)

When I visited the site last time, I was like “ohhhhh, they’ve found a picture of Kim wearing an SS helmet. I really didn’t know what else I was expecting.”

Luckily for Zuckerberg, then, Meta isn’t unfairly punished. It’s going to be punished quite fairly.

They probably didn’t have rulers. Or compasses. It was such an early era that geometry wasn’t invented yet.

It’s a startup. Startup websites aren’t meant to convey information, they’re there to befuddle the investors. Convince them everything is fine and they should invest now.

(Well it isn’t actually a startup, but Elon runs it like it is)

Apropos of nothing - a few months ago I was looking at one of the sites that curated Fediverse block lists. (Can’t remember which one.)

Now some of the blocks were quite reasonable. If a hundred site admins look at your site and go “wait a second, these guys are Nazis” and block the site, that’s not so controversial, OK?

But some of the blocks were, uh, how do I put this…?

Individual drama between site admins and their cliques.

Beef.
So much beef.
So much beef that I immediately thought “gee, how can c/vegan even safely exist in Lemmy? There’s so much beef everywhere.”