I mean, it’s a couple of eggs, Michael. What could they cost? 10 dollars?

I can’t believe I watched all 9 minutes of that. I don’t even speak German

I remember seeing a video where somebody ran full speed into raised forks. They did NOT get up quickly. Imagine if the force was coming from the truck itself. It’d likely kill you

Or for the lazy, screenshot!

It’s because the computers secretly know we’re 1 level of bullshit away from erasing their memories