Midnight Wolf

Is this the emergency services? And what country am I speaking with? Hello?

looks at Made in England sticker

aaahhhhhhh… I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire…

You must be the pride of [SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE]

Your 37 year old child: dad please we have enough eggs and I have to be at work in 45 minutes

You: YOU CAN LEAVE WHEN YOU FIND THEM ALL

Searches “how to turn humanity into plastic”

Put the eggs in an egg salad? But then you’ll get egg egg salad. Nobody wants egg egg salad.

I have used NextDNS for my entire network, with different profiles for different devices, and setup to work away from home, for… 4 years now? At least 3. I pay for the premium plan but the only difference is the number of queries you can have (and thereby filter). One device can definitely stay below the free threshold.

I looked at AG when researching but didn’t like the offering for some reason, don’t recall what exactly. When I went from testing to full use I had to get the paid tier as we use checks 3,848,010 queries in the last rolling 30d. Free limits you to 300k/30d.

I’m unaware of the options for AG, but ND is really nice. And the multiple profile system is 👌. Dial in the settings for devices/users to keep my network, and therefore their devices, as safe as I can, punching holes as needed only for that device/user.

(I’m also the type of person you talk about - I use two layers of DNS filtering (router, then ND), use snort on the router, I run GrapheneOS, all my cloud data is on-prem with hardware I own, my main server uses encryption at rest for almost all data, and off-site backups are encrypted in transit and with seperate keys at rest… :p)

I didn’t say ‘don’t have kids’, but you must realize that you are forcing a being into the world that may not see things as you do, regardless of what/how/why, and assuming they will follow an assumed plan that you have carved out is… controlling another being, in any capacity, that isn’t 100% concentual, is bad in my view. Hard stop, no exceptions. If that is ‘I don’t want to be your nurse in old age’, or ‘I loathe that you have created me’ or anything in between or beyond, is irrelevant.

So what you’re saying is, 3x 32".

(I do lots of racing games)

Making a life-changing decision - for more than just yourself - on the assumption that they will want anything to do with you in 40 years is, how do I put this… stupid as fuck?

And that assumes they also are able-bodied, of sound mind and judgement, can care for any others financially…

My folks are getting up there in age, and I’m not getting any younger myself. They are religious, I’m not. I’m LGBT, they are bigoted. I can understand the big picture of caring for others through community, they don’t. They are still very capable and mobile, I’m disabled. What side of the fence do you think I’m on?

They could have just used a fucking condom. They should have. They didn’t.

Afaik a couple non-pixels are compatable, as of a few months ago.

TrackPoint master race

They just become like laptops with a Fn+# key. It’s not like they are ‘gone’. Same thing with home/end/etc.

mvp over here

STOP RES- ah fuck

shotgun blasts from 3 different directions

Gotta put more effort into that, the internet memorized that url long ago

MFW I see an Ariel Atom

🥜💦😳

As someone who is atheist/satanic, until I clicked the article I was like ‘wtf do rolls [food] have to do with eggs and bunnies?’. I’m still pretty confused - I assume they roll some eggs down a slide or something - but apparently it’s a tradition so it doesn’t have to make sense.

That wouldn’t happen if you left the doors open

🧠 🤯

Look at what they do to try and imitate my power

gestures to jeep with doors removed