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minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 months agoI never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s called a jeanis.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWe’ve already been through this
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIs it jeans season again?
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoIt is always jeans season on Lemmy
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoI think the joke is that he has an erection.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord” I miss that one sometimes…
minus-squaremisterdoctor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThere’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoErections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoNah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button. Jeanis is correct.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoIt’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 months agoWorst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoI have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYou are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink. You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
That’s called a jeanis.
We’ve already been through this
Is it jeans season again?
It is always jeans season on Lemmy
I think the joke is that he has an erection.
Jeanis
I know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord”
I miss that one sometimes…
There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.
Jeanis is correct.
It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.
You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.
You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc