• saddlebag@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    “I’m manipulating the market to fuck you over while I enrich myself and my friends” “Harder please daddy 🥹”

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      If he and his ‘friends’ aren’t front-running these announcements, I’ll eat my hat. Once I’m rich enough to buy a hat from China again, of course.