Because as his name indicates, he is like Ford Prefect in his desire to survive and not be sentenced for first-degree murder.
He is also like Zaphod Beeblebrox in how he lacks the self-awareness to think other people shouldn’t share this desire quite as strongly, but rather should put their lives in danger to accomplish what would make him happy.
They’re still trying to draw and quarter our man Luigi, where the hell is Mario?
Why not you?
Because as his name indicates, he is like Ford Prefect in his desire to survive and not be sentenced for first-degree murder.
He is also like Zaphod Beeblebrox in how he lacks the self-awareness to think other people shouldn’t share this desire quite as strongly, but rather should put their lives in danger to accomplish what would make him happy.
He should run for president
Personally i think people like you are 100x more cringe than any “armchair revolutionary”
Better an armchair revolutionary than an armchair slave