• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      Narrator: From the brilliant minds that mildly regret they brought you “The Emoji Movie.”

      “Guys wait, it’s not me!” (Gets spaced and the rest of the cast grimaces and goes “OOOooo…😬”)

      (Awkward pause)

      “…I’m okay!”

      Narrator: “Comes an adventure…”

      “Guys I think Randy’s kinda sus.”

      “Why’s that?”

      (Randy farts)

      Randy: “Wasn’t me…? Hehe?”

      Narrator: “…about knowing who you can trust…”

      “One of us is an imposter , if we don’t find out who it is we’re all doomed!”

      “What are we supposed to do we don’t even have hands!”

      Narrator: “…and who’s kinda sus…”

      (Body found)

      Narrator: “Starring…Chris Pratt…”

      “Ewww…who knew we had like…one bone?”

      Narrator: “…Wanda Sykes…”

      “Gary! Are you for real right now?!”

      “I STRESS EAT FOR SELF-CARE WHEN I’M HUNGRY OKAY?!”

      Narrator: “…Dwayne The Rock Johnson…”

      “Guys…heh…come on…(smile twinkle).”

      Narrator: “Danny DeVito…”

      “It could be any one of us, but DEFINITELY not me I was doing the beep boop thingy with the doodad right over here…IT WAS DEFINITELY MEGAN.”

      Narrator: “…And John Cena…”

      “You didn’t see me do anything…you didn’t see nothin!”

      “…Does that work better with hands?”

      “…yeah…”

      NARRATOR: " …As “Probably not the Imposter”…this summer…"

      AMOOGOOS