Americans will use anything to avoid the metric system. /s

The star trek meme of “we could have done it dozens, even hundreds of times” regarding a repeated event.

Oh, because you know the president has a dial on his desk to adjust gas prices

/s

I used to hear that purple was from the amount of light during a certain stage of budding, not sure if that was true.

… just hurt the right people…

So sad.

Can we just deport my whole state? Like, we don’t want to be part of this fucked up union anymore.

Cool, thanks.

Why is there a space in “per cent” instead of the American English “percent”? (Probably because au link)

I read this as per 1 cent piece instead of % (percentage).

… right!? (In a high pitch squeek)

It begins (not really, I mean it began a long time ago ((couple months)))

… if he can send people to black sites that are non citizen without due process, what’s to stop him from sending citizens…

but down from his 47% post-inauguration rating

Not all time high.

I didn’t say everyone hates dude. Don’t put words in mouth. I know there’s people that like him.

My grand vizier (the sultan said in Aladdin)

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Fucking racists.

What boggles my mind is that people bitch about taxes and here there was over 100 million in one state just for judge election.

Couldn’t, we spend a 100 million in better ways?

Who’s good at infrastructure math? Is that one bridge? Is that like 4 roads? Idk…

many

And what about all the rest? How can anyone know that human is a good human and that human is a bad human?

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is all time high

Proceeds to provide a source that is over 30 days old…

Seriously?!?

The internet says:

… to own the libs.

This makes it ok.

That kind of sums up our current reality.

Someone cuts you off in traffic (or other illegal action) and if you honk they get mad at you for pointing out the fuck up.

Mr Burns skull collapsed in one episode because he stopped being evil.